TMI Tueday!

Y'all need to be seriously ecstatic at the fact that I'm doing this today. See, I didn't go to work today, as I had an acid reflux attack last night. In fact, the only reason I'm out of the house right now is that I had a doctors appointment a few hours ago. So...um...enjoy!

1. How are your March Madness picks doing? or What is your favorite event?

I don't give a flying freaking fuck about March Madness.

2. What is the best April Fool's joke - EVER?

I cant think of one now...Ive never been good at practical jokes.

3. Valentine's Day - bogus holiday or romantic holiday?

Bogus!

4. If you made any New Year's Resolutions have you broken them yet? or What have you done lately to make yourself a better person?

I don't do NY "resolutions" like other folks do. I might assign myself some goals to achieve throughout the year, but I'm not hardcore. I didn't even do that for myself this year. Just didn't feel like doing so.

5. If you believe in 'regret', what is your biggest regret? If you don't believe in 'regret', what do you call 'errors in judgment' or 'missed opportunities' in your philosophy of life?

I don't really believe in regret. And I hate to say this, but I am too tired and light-headed to think of a good "missed opportunity" right now, so Imma have to get back to you, lol.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about four things about yourself, one of which isn't true.

I hate onions.
I am color struck.
I think I am feminine, but not a girly-girly.
I am an intellectual.

And speaking of missed opportunities and greatest moments - JDid, I am working on your Ask-A-Lola-Thon question, but man, it got so long, I'm not finished with it!